Tired of waiting for the latest indictment? With this toy special prosecutor, you can lay down the law in the comfort of your own living room.
“Robert Mueller is getting his own action figure”
by Emily Jacobs
The New York Post
January 15, 2019
Robert Mueller has a new action figure, and its as tight lipped as the real-life special counsel.
The six-inch figurine was produced by FCTRY, a Brooklyn-based manufacturer that also sells action figures of Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren and Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
The company also has a Donald Trump doll they refer to as “Evil Trump Action Figure.”
FCTRY’s description of the figurine says that it includes a “fixed gaze, because he knows you know he knows,” an “extended finger” which “pokes holes in flimsy alibis,” an open right hand that is “ready for the smoking gun,” “sturdy pockets” to “hold his strong moral compass” and “impermeable shoes in case of tweetstorms.”
As for the company’s reasoning behind them making the Mueller figure, the product description states: “We’re not trying to be melodramatic here but the Special Counsel sure seems to be the last thing standing between us and utter chaos. In fact, it’s almost impossible to dream up a more perfect foil to Donald Trump.” Read more.